cross-posted from: https://legbeard.xyz/post/135

These people read my mind and know that I possess powerful information.

I’m bulimic and was planning on using the money they my mother gave me for metrocard fare to buy food instead. While walking down the street and deep in thought I came across 2 dollars.

I’m certain that this isn’t a coincidence and that it was planted there.

I think the people doing this feel somewhat guilty for doing it this way but I am forced to report this in any way I can to protect my life.

These people try to manipulate me into sending the president death threats when what I really want is my privacy back.

I need help proving this conspiracy and I can’t do it alone.